Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Prohibition Stub

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Bill Nye Letter, 27012

Addressed to Mr. Bill Nye, The Science Guy,



From:
U.S. Department of Mental Health and Saftey
Howlstate Institution
1267 LarazapanCom Avenue. North
Bellwood, PA
60285


Addressed to Bill Nye, the science guy


Mr. Nye, the science guy,

We have gotten several letters from members of your staff regarding your current status. With last years visits and prescriptions we'd hope your health would have improved, or at least made some progress. We have every right to believe that you have not been carrying out the orders given to you by Dr. Howard Larktoy. In accordance to the state you are to follow Dr. Larktoy's order's because of the concerns of your current restraining order. These are the terms you agreed to. Your motions for appeal where your claim was you were "under the influence of heavy prescription medications" has been denied. We thought we'd inform you of this because the court has also contacted us because of your unwillingness to respond.
We see you have begun to forward your mail to our institution. If you would like to admit yourself here at Howlstate please do so immediately, we think it would be in your best interest. If you are not willing to admit yourself we would like to inform you that we are not an administrative service, however are willing to store your mail for up to 40 days. If you do not admit yourself in 40 days your mail will be returned to the sender since the United States Postal Service is not able to deliver your mail to any of the following current residences you gave us, address's include; "chris's treehouse", "T'Bone's car", or Tiffany's's locker", by the way Tiffany says "hi". Also, Cosmopolitan Magazine would like to know if you would like to renew your subscription.
Your cooperation in these matters would be most appreciated. We look forward to hearing from you. Thank you.




Sincerely,
Patty Schultz
Nurse Assistant
Howlstate Institution
1267 LarazapanCom Avenue. North
Bellwood, PA
60285


P.S. I gladly accept your invitation to for a meal at Taco Bell on Friday the 28th, and yes, I would be able to pick you up and drive there.